danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

just because i am your daughter does not mean you get to treat me like shit.

just because i am your daughter does not mean i will love you unconditionally after you treat me like shit repeatedly.

mintykat:

High Lace-up Platform Boots from Hipster Space

use the code ‘tops' for a special discount!

(Source: cherryxbunnyx)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

pinkhairandbubblegum:

astrejlau:

unskinny:

lo-renishii:

lo-renishii:

HEY YO! ATTENTION ALL MY SHORT-SHORTS LOVING, THICK-THIGHED, CURVY KIN WHO HATE CHUB RUB
so you see that picture up there? its the best LUSH product ever, and I got that as a gift from a lovely friend for Hanukkah and I usually use it on my clean sheets to make my bed feel silky and smell like jasmine, its great okay
ANYWAY today I had the brilliant idea to dust some of it between my thighs where they touch and YESSSSS GAAAAAAWWWWWWWD my thighs have been silky literally all day, and have not even began to chub rub
thats right: no chub rub

so whats its deal? well its some lovely coco butter-jasmine scented dusting powder that absorbs into your skin and leaves you all nice and silky and basically even though today was like 88 and humid my thighs did not stick to one another, it was heaven
» here is the link to where you can buy it «
so everyone who hates that GOD AWFUL rash you get from when your thighs chafe, GO BUY IT, REALLY. ITS A MIRACLE. AND I SMELL SO NICE.
and for those of you who don’t think this is completely amazing, forget you, my thighs are silky and smell like jasmine


I’m so pleased this is going around because its getting fucking hot out and this is important

I get asked about chub rub remedies a lot, so hopefully this is helpful for some of you :)

HOLY SHIT maybe now I’ll actually be able to wear dresses without crying from pain??? god bless.

I USE THIS EVERY DAY DURING THE SUMMER IT WORKS SO WELL ON MY CHUBBY BUNNY THIGHS. 

pinkhairandbubblegum:

astrejlau:

unskinny:

lo-renishii:

lo-renishii:

HEY YO! ATTENTION ALL MY SHORT-SHORTS LOVING, THICK-THIGHED, CURVY KIN WHO HATE CHUB RUB

so you see that picture up there? its the best LUSH product ever, and I got that as a gift from a lovely friend for Hanukkah and I usually use it on my clean sheets to make my bed feel silky and smell like jasmine, its great okay

ANYWAY today I had the brilliant idea to dust some of it between my thighs where they touch and YESSSSS GAAAAAAWWWWWWWD my thighs have been silky literally all day, and have not even began to chub rub

thats right: no chub rub

so whats its deal? well its some lovely coco butter-jasmine scented dusting powder that absorbs into your skin and leaves you all nice and silky and basically even though today was like 88 and humid my thighs did not stick to one another, it was heaven

» here is the link to where you can buy it «

so everyone who hates that GOD AWFUL rash you get from when your thighs chafe, GO BUY IT, REALLY. ITS A MIRACLE. AND I SMELL SO NICE.

and for those of you who don’t think this is completely amazing, forget you, my thighs are silky and smell like jasmine

I’m so pleased this is going around because its getting fucking hot out and this is important

I get asked about chub rub remedies a lot, so hopefully this is helpful for some of you :)

HOLY SHIT maybe now I’ll actually be able to wear dresses without crying from pain??? god bless.

I USE THIS EVERY DAY DURING THE SUMMER IT WORKS SO WELL ON MY CHUBBY BUNNY THIGHS. 

(Source: lo--renishii)

shop-cute:

Pleated Mini Skirt (Choose Color)
$5.99 + free shipping!

shop-cute:

Pleated Mini Skirt (Choose Color)

$5.99 + free shipping!

artschoolglasses:

Favourite Fashion: Alexander McQueen, Fall 2008 RTW

(Source: spmib)

infinitepostscripts:

thebubblingcauldron:

Icelandic Runic Staves Vegvisir - Literally a “guide post” or “sign post”. Vegvisir is an Icelandic Magical Stave intended to help the bearer find his or her way through rough weather. Vegvisir was drawn on a person’s forehead to prevent that individual from becoming lost.

…could use one of these.

infinitepostscripts:

thebubblingcauldron:

Icelandic Runic Staves Vegvisir - Literally a “guide post” or “sign post”. Vegvisir is an Icelandic Magical Stave intended to help the bearer find his or her way through rough weather. Vegvisir was drawn on a person’s forehead to prevent that individual from becoming lost.

…could use one of these.

fripperiesandfobs:

"The Maple Leaves of Canada" evening dress designed by Norman Hartnell for Queen Elizabeth II’s state visit to Canada, 1957
From the Canadian Museum of Civilization via the Epoch Times

fripperiesandfobs:

"The Maple Leaves of Canada" evening dress designed by Norman Hartnell for Queen Elizabeth II’s state visit to Canada, 1957

From the Canadian Museum of Civilization via the Epoch Times

retro-girl811:

Color of the day-Monday-Blue

panties-and-stockings:

this is arabel lingerie!!

panties-and-stockings:

this is arabel lingerie!!

(Source: harajunki3)

zombie-spiders:

royals-and-quotes:

Vintage Medieval Weddings Dresses

I love these so much